*wrote this some time ago... what the heck... have a read for a laugh...
Finally! Here we are... the final installment of my phenomenal series on successfully bagging your dream girl! Maybe she's the:
unattainable sun worshipping nymph (non-christian pagan sweetheart) or
unatainnable cos you're desperately pushy (usually the case with me) or
unattainable cos you're all meatballs and no sauce (you ain't smooth, well rounded or even good looking) or,
unattainable cos baby, God's got other plans for you at the moment (crap... haven't got a smart mouth return for this one)
I'm kidding... i'm trying not to speak in absolutes, but, i would never trade God plans for my life for anything. If He isn't the reason i live, i haven't got a reason at all. Anyways, enough of trying to impress the Christine Loh/Becky Yik type-o-girls =) Thank God nobody that wholesome reads my blog... hehe.
Whatever type of girl you're after, you should know by now, i know next to nothing about chasing girls. haha... yes... as the curtains go up at the end of the show, you remove the make-up and you're naked.
Or rather, i'm naked. God's been revealing things to me, about why i do the things i do. And i hate looking at the picture - grosses myself out. At the same time, i need to look, cos i hear horror stories... of 40 year old men who still act like juvenile dickheads. I dont want to turn out like that, acting like a boy when i'm old enought to father kids. What am i saying? i'm there already haha....
But really, all i know is that my life needs some serious ironing out. All i know is surrender to God is the only way i'm gonna be successful at anything. Just that now, i end all my prayers with Ouch... right after the amens.
