I'm was dying a month ago for a scenery change, so i took up some friends on an offer to go drinking. Met them through a girl i used to go out with. I almost didn't make it on account of that ex-gf who made some weird shuffling noises with her lips. Not to say the words were unintelligible but they confused me somewhat. Or maybe it's just that girls are generally hard to understand. This is truly unneccesary digression, but in short, she had some mad idea i'd hook up with one of her friends. Now does that make sense to you? Girls aren't allowed to answer this one.
So i made it to this little bar that stood overlooking a public pool. Never been there before, but my sister says she went once and left after 15 minutes calling it the ultimate pariah hangout. Still, the company was nice. There was Shanti whom i met at the office two days before. Deviga, who i tried to chat up via sms to pathetic results and Shereen, who struck me as demure and dull, until she and Shanti started grinding themselves on the dancefloor. Really odd stuff. I didn't spend too much time enjoying the view cos Shanti's bf was around and he still looked sober.
Right. So we started drinking vodka. The girls felt i was a littel nervy, so they kept filling my glass. Obviously my soaking in the crowd, making cheap chatter and generally looking like i didn't give two flying fucks wasn't working. That whole rebel-without-a-cause crap only works with pre-pubescent girls i think.
So anyways, we drank till Shanti fell on her bottom and i was muttering the weirdest compliments about Deviga having great teeth. We danced as well, and i was jiggying with Deviga who was in fancy dress - she came as an aunty on her merry way to buy fish. But that happy experience was cut short when i looked to my left and saw this chubby 12-year-old girl who had come to celebrate her b'day with her extended family. Somehow, she just killed the mood lah for locking hips with anyone.
So yeah... that's my blog entry for you mae, hope u enjoyed the read. More to come i hope.
